You didn’t think we’d forget that it’s National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we’re in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about, although you might be surprised:

The Canton Safeway near Baltimore Maryland. WHAT? WHAT? Yep, you heard us – according to this item in the Baltimore City Paper, this chain supermarket is the best place to check out some tail. From the source:

Hooray for yoga pants, man. We mean, for dudes it’s the obvious thrill of lowbrow ogling, but for the ladies, too, they rock — best-case scenario they show off your ass, worst case they’re comfortable as shit. They’re basically sweatpants, except tighter and socially acceptable, right? “Going out” sweatpants, if you will. And nowhere in the metro area will you find more on display than at the Canton Safeway. Not for sale though, no, see, what we had meant was . . . OK fine, we admit it, this one’s for the shameless pigs out there. Hot females in yoga pants, running rampant in the aisles, there, we said it. With a bunch of gyms nearby, and, well, Canton all around, Safeway in the early evening is rife with fly honeys clad in formfitting, moisture-wicking goodness, that is to say, women whose interest in physical fitness evinces a preference for clothing that allows for maximum mobility. Insert obligatory Sir Mix-A-Lot reference, if you please.

HA! The uptight readers of the Baltimore City Paper, mind you, did not find this classily written article as astute as I did, but I think it’s hilarious AND spot-on. Everyone knows that yoga pants are a lady’s best friend in terms of showing off her ass-ets, and as somewhat vulgar as the article is – you’ve got to hand it to the dude for the honesty. A +++, would read again.