Proof that just because you’re 972 years old, you don’t EVER have to stop being a bad ass who has his pick of the freshest produce from the aisle (that is to say, bangin’ hot 23 year olds): Russell mother-f—ing Simmons, the man behind Def Jam records. Look at this photo. Look at the bad ass. It is flowing from him like water from the Nile.

You, sir, are an inspiration.