As you may have noted from my previous post, I am currently holding a grudge against Katy Perry for her totally undeserved number one spot on the Maxim Hot 100 List (not that I wouldn’t put her high on the list, I could totally see her sitting at 4 or 5). Her fiancee, on the other hand, British comedian and star of the upcoming movie Get Him To the Greek, I have nothing against. He’s hilarious and rather dashing, which makes it completely believable that in his pre-Perry days, he had, get this: a SEX TEAM.

And no, I know what you’re thinking, he had huge drug-fueled orgies with men and women in India. No? That’s not what you thought? Well, that’s what I thought. Anyway, Russell Brand’s sex team, in his own words to Playboy, was “a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.”

In general, a story like this would incite jealousy and admiration. However, it should be noted that the man suffers for his craft. A little later in the interview, a story is brought up in which Brand references a stand up routine where he shoved a Barbie doll into his rectum.

So… yeah.