When you find out that a billionaire has been arrested in a massive prostitution sting, you might think it had to do with high-class escorts, a la Eliot Spitzer.

Not so. According to The Daily Beast,

Kraft, 77, is charged with two counts of soliciting another to commit prostitution, which stem from two separate visits to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida, Police Chief Daniel Kerr said. Authorities said a video obtained as evidence shows the Patriots owner in a sex act at the spa.

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