Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling “ROAD TRIIIIIIP!” over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy decided to eat a carne asada burrito for breakfast, and one person has had to pee 13 times, and you took the wrong exit and got stuck in traffic, and the air conditioning isn’t getting to the back seat, you remember why planes were invented: because being in a car for hours BLOWS.

However, I suppose if you had THIS as background music, it might be kind of awesome.