Let us all light some candles, hold hands, and mourn, for it hath been mandated by Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am that ‘My Humps’ will no longer be performed at live concerts. I know, I know. It’s an atrocity right? And why did Mr. I Am decide to shelve that brilliant work of poetry? Is it because it’s the stupidest piece of s*** ever to hit the airwaves? According to Will,

“It wasn’t lyrical miracles,” and “I just didn’t want to say that no more, lyrically.”

Which I’m pretty sure translates into it’s the stupidest piece of s*** ever to hit the airwaves.

RIP, My Humps. Thank god we have an entire discography of equally idiotic tunes to soothe the pain.