In case you needed another reason to L-O-V-E Rihanna (other than this of course), here she is allowing 250 (!) journalists and fans to join her aboard a privately chartered Boeing 777 for a 7 day, 7 country, 7 concert mini-tour, aptly named the #777tour. While aboard the plane, said lucky mother f***ers have been Tweeting their adventures, like Rihanna walking up the aisles pouring Ace of Spades champagne ($200+ a bottle) and cognac, receiving conflict-free diamond necklaces, getting yelled at to “GET MOTHAF***IN’ CRUNK” by Queen Ri over the plane’s speaker, as well as receiving free tickets and accommodations at each of the seven cities on the tour.

Those. Sons. Of Bitches.

Rihanna and her ragtag crew of people who clearly don’t deserve it started Wednesday night in Mexico city, and continued to Toronto last night and then Stockholm tonight. Here’s a sneak peek at her performance in Mexico City:

Let’s talk, guys. How are you feeling? Angry? Jealous? Rage-fueled? Almost as though the amount of green envy flowing through your brains might turn you into a shorter, chubbier version of Poison Ivy? Yeah. Me too.