Redneck Heaven is a restaurant in Texas famous for their “Anything But Clothes” nights, where the gorgeous servers wear, well, you probably guessed – anything but clothes. Most of them used to opt for a Sports Illustrated-inspired body paint outfit, meaning the girls were serving food wearing nothin’ but pasties and panties.

As you can imagine, the clientele loved that shit. And by clientele, I mean the lovely folk in the photo below:

Unfortunately for the dudes above, city council was alerted that the ladies were serving (basically) naked – I would guess by the men’s wives – and they modified a food safety law to state that servers must wear “decent covering.” As you might expect, regulars of Redneck Heaven are NOT PLEASED, and have taken to Facebook (where the best protests happen) to express their dislike of the oppressive law.

What do you think? Would you eat at a restaurant where women only wore body paint? Do you think Texas’ new law is a ban on freedom? Where does one keep their gun if they do not have shorts on? Please share your answers in the comments.