There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks and personally give every woman in the country a third-trimester abortion. But hey – what’s done is done (line up for your abortions, ladies), and we all have to accept our new president, whether we’re happy about it or not.

And hey – if you’re not happy, there are many things you can do to ease the frustration and anger. Ride a bike. Go to a shooting range. Cry in the shower. Walk a puppy. Give your mom a hug. Eat an entire Dominoes pizza. Write in your journal. Bake cupcakes! Go on a roller coaster. Hit a punching bag until your wrist breaks. Paint a picture. Watch twelve episodes of Ancient Aliens. Run over your husband with a car.