First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from “Why you shouldn’t fall asleep on the F-Train” to “Disgusting homeless man’s stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent.” Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy’s week went from “HOLY SH*T I ALMOST JUST GOT EATEN BY A RAT” to “I AM THE NEXT INTERNET CELEBRITY” to “HOMELESS? IT’S CALLED A HOODED JACKET, A**HOLES!”

Anyway, let’s cool it with the assumptions, people. There is no reason to believe that this same thing couldn’t happen to any of us, especially because New York is a frozen cesspool of foul-smelling asylum escapees (see how I made that assumption? No more of that here! Except that one is true. Seriously. Ew, New York. Ew.)

Anyway, back to the video of the day: