It looks like everyone is getting in on the World Cup fever… even Americans (gasp! AMERICANS!) are tuning in at the god-awful hour of 7 am to watch 90 minutes of running, fake injuries, bleached hair, and OH YEAH, AWESOME DISPLAYS OF AGILITY AND ATHLETICISM.

Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and other notable Americans have been seen in the stands in South Africa, but other citizens have decided to show their support in the everlasting form of YouTube videos. Including the one, the only, the acquitted-on-all-charges-of-child-pornography-and-statutory-rape Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly.

When you watch the next video, you’ve got to picture R. Kelly as an artist. A genuine, talented artist who wrote and produced songs for Michael Jackson. And not a creepy old guy who pees on 14 year olds.