Look, we totally understand if the super-conservative Christian right want to keep telling young adults not to sex each other. We might not think it makes much sense, and we definitely would never preach such a biologically nonsense ideology ourselves, but HEY, whatever floats your boat, guys.

What we are confused by, however, is why they would use these flat-out ATROCIOUS “Purity Bear” PSAs to try and warn teens against pre-marital sex. I guarantee you that even the most devout of Christian youth couldn’t do anything but LAUGH OUT LOUD at this bullsh*t video. The terrible acting, the complete lack of chemistry, the RIDICULOUS BEAR AND IT’S OBVIOUSLY “URBAN” VOICE-OVER? This isn’t the way to stop the youth from having intercourse. If anything it gives young couples something to talk about, and then laugh about, and then bond over and then BAM – knockin’ boots while Purity Bear watches in horror.