Just to add to the notion that some men have just “got it,” comes news that Michael Murphy, a prisoner in Montana, managed to seduce 5 prison guards, a clinical therapist, and other prison workers, while doing 25 years for burglary, theft, and fraud.

You’ve got to give props to a guy who can hook up with upwards of ten chicks while wearing handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit. If you ask me, I’d say he could give the Pickup Artist a run for his money.

Unfortunately the women don’t see it that way- they are in fact calling themselves victims, saying that they weren’t protected well enough by the prison system from Murphy’s “charms and manipulations.”

I guess that’s up to the court system to decide… but the one thing we will judge?

That super creepy beard.