As a teen, I remember being infatuated with Prince William. He had those royally good looks and was constantly doing charity work and helping with the British army. I imagined someday marrying him and being a princess and it would be awesome. And then he started balding. Like, real bad. Like this bad.

So eyes began to turn to his younger brother, Harry. Sure, he was a major ginger, and had once worn a Nazi uniform to a costume party, but he seemed like kind of the crazy one… the partier… the more mysterious one. And when he was caught canoodling with a local cocktail waitress, I suddenly imagined as less of an awkward ginger rebel and more of a sexy womanizer and I kind of liked it.

AND NOW THIS:

According to TMZ, Prince Harry’s recent trip to Las Vegas took a scandalous turn when he invited a group of hot women up to his room for a game of strip pool… which ended with everyone butt-ass-naked. The prince apparently didn’t mandate that everyone lock up their phones and cameras, because two snaps were allegedly taken of Harry and an unnamed lady frolicking in the nude:

Although a rep for the Royal Family said, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time,” we sure have one: HEY HARRY, CALL US NEXT TIME YOU’RE STATESIDE, WILL YA?