Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA.

Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans in a time of uncertainty. How will they help people get jobs? Will they finally close Guantanamo Bay? What are their stances on abortion and gay marriage? How will they improve the life of the average middle class family? And of course, the most important question – How drunk will I get tonight?

Via Bits and Pieces, here is the Official 1012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. Prepare your livers, friend.

See you tomorrow morning. Don’t forget to take an Ibuprofen before bed.