Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We’re all on the same page about that right? I mean, I’m all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the “National Enquirer” of advocacy groups at this point. No one is going to take a group seriously that hires Brooke Hogan and Khloe Kardashian (above) as nude spokeswomen. And now, according to the Huffington Post, PETA plans to create a XXX website, that will blend together two things people love the most: pornography and graphic images of animal dismembermen- WAIT WHAT?

From the PETA spokesperson:

“PETA’s sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group’s hidden camera investigations in a very different kind of graphic content.”

Lovely, because the first thing anyone’s gonna want after blowing a load is a bloody image of a castrated cow. If anything this is just going to cater to people who have a weird dead animal fetish.

“There will be a lot of girl and boy next door content, but we haven’t ruled out celebrities on the site as well. People who are extraordinarily dedicated to helping animals and who are willing to do whatever it takes to draw attention to the suffering they endure.”

I predict 4,000,000 celebrity volunteers on the first day, don’t you? I mean, the best thing a celebrity could do for their career would be to have sex on screen for a group known for being both psychotically over-zealous and wildly hypocritical at the same time, right? Someone call Gwyneth Paltrow, she’s going to want to know about this!