Apparently today is TV-Bitches-Tuesday, because not only did we get a glimpse of Nancy Grace’s rage-fueled nips, but now we get to enjoy the sweet sweet ramblings of my OTHER least favorite “female” on television, Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger, whose job it is to hook up sugar daddies with their sugar babies in the most obnoxious, unbearable way possible.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, while on the Bravo show What What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Stanger made comments that offended like, half of Hollywood:

When a caller asked Stanger how she felt about open long distance relationships and monogamy, Stanger replied, “In the Gay world, it will always be open” and then asked the caller, Dustin, if he is gay. When he says he is gay, Stanger then said, “There is no curbing the gay man…I have tried to curb ‘you people.” When Cohen replied, “I am a gay and am down for the monogamy,” Stanger broke down laughing and shot back, “When was the last time you had a boyfriend?”

To another caller, she said, “First of all, you’re very handsome, I thought you were straight.”

A bewildered Cohen then said, “I don’t know why being straight is a compliment.”

“Because he’s not queen-y,” she replied.

She also announced, “Jewish men lie.”

WOOOOOFFFF, Patti Stanger. I always knew you were a Play-Doh faced psycho, but I thought you had at least enough media experience to keep your craziness to a minimum on LIVE television, like say by keeping your homophobic and racist attitudes under wraps until you get home and can drink a bottle of wine and spout them at your assistant (I imagine she does this at least 4 to 5 times a week, right?).

There you have it people, two of the craziest women in Hollywood, embarrassing themselves for our enjoyment. Thanks ladies!