Black Friday Bad Idea
Waking up at 5am, navigating the masses of shoppers, waiting in hour long lines… the pressures of shopping this Black Friday apparently got to this parent. Let’s hope this kid survives until Christmas, huh?
The Best Commercials of the 2000s
Bestofthe2000s.com has compiled a list of this decade’s funniest and most creative commercials. We’re a little disappointed that OBC’s commercials didn’t make the list but, with our new ads, OBC is a shoo-in for 2010.
Serena Williams Fined $175,000
Remember Serena Williams’ expletive-laced rant at a line judge during the US Open? I believe she threatened to shove her tennis ball down the judge’s throat? Yeah, that one. Well, turns out her tirade is going to cost her a steep $175,000 and a two-year probation. Quite a sum for throwing a temper tantrum, I’d […]
Hangover 2 Filming Announced
Although we’re all still laughing from the comedy hit of the summer, it’s been reported that a sequel to the The Hangover is set to release in 2011! Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and the priceless khaki-wearing Zach Galifianakis will reprise their roles, lead by same great director Todd Phillips. Let’s hope the sequel delivers as many hilarious quotes (“Tigers love […]
The Most Active Daters Over 55
Casual dating is just like a fine wine, it only gets better with age. According to studies posted by Telegraph, singles over the age of 55 are some of the most active daters. Over 2/3 of senior daters have started online dating. Now, I know the idea of Grandpa and Grandma getting it on isn’t […]
Victoria Secret Fashion Show
Uh oh, guys! It’s December, the weather is changing, and the holidays are just around the corner. Which can mean only one thing…. VICTORIA’S. SECRET. FASHION. SHOW. That’s right, boys: Tonight, the lovely ladies from the pages of the catalog you “don’t read” are hitting the catwalk. Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr (pictured above showing off her best […]
Jason Segel Performs Booty Call Song
Turns out even celebrities need a booty call sometimes! Jason Segel, our favorite full-frontal-exposing Forgetting Sarah Marshall star, performs a hilarious song inviting ladies in the audience to hit him up for a booty call. The number, by the way, is real. Lyrics and full article @ The Asylum
Man Robbed of $2 Million Bank Withdrawal
As you know, OnlineBootyCall is giving one lucky member the chance to win a million bucks to celebrate 4 million members now on the site! However, Reuters gives some sound advice. Do NOT, under any circumstances, get your million dollar check in cash, or you could end up like this unlucky guy in Taiwan. Last […]
Ladies Really Do Love Fast Cars
Even though we women try to deny any desire for a man to drive a fast, expensive car, a recent study done by Hiscox Insurers shows that the sound of a fast car’s engine can get ours running too! After having participants listen to the sound of various cars’ engines revving, the women’s testosterone levels […]
University Of Michigan’s Masturbation Policy
And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? “semen related costs” can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?