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You know what always makes Mondays better? A planned happy hour with friends? Nah. A breakfast burrito on the way to work? Barf, no! Sleeping in and playing hooky and watching Game of Thrones all day? Um, whatever, LAZY-ASS. If you ask us, the best way to spend a Monday morning is with LEARNING*! Yep, […]
Years ago, if you’d asked if a gorgeous, fairly well-known celeb had nudie pics online, I’d say, “uh no way.” However, over the past few years with the insane amount of phone hacks and accidental boob tweets, my usual answer is more along the lines of “absolutely, it’s just that no one’s found them yet.” […]
Lots of fun things happened last weekend at Coachella, including but not limited to Drake getting the life sucked out of him by Madonna and a white kid getting caught singing “nigga” during Drake’s set. Our favorite story, though, is about favorite Canadian Justin Bieber getting kicked out of the festival, allegedly put in a headlock […]
Every week we scour the web trying to find new, undiscovered bootay to share with you all – little known, up-and-coming models with crazy curves and gorgeous smiles. But sometimes a pic comes across our feed of someone we’ve shared before, but we just HAVE to share more pics of their sexiness. Such is the […]
There’s somethin sexy about a woman who doesn’t speak your language, isn’t there? Maybe it’s because it’s mysterious, or maybe it’s just you want to know what your name sounds like when screamed in French, but whatever it is, it gives non-American woman an extra kick of sultriness. This week’s Hump Day Hottie fits in […]
Sometimes Monday comes and you feel like telling real life that it can tear the weekend from your cold dead hands. At University of Tennessee this week, however, we bet students are super stoked, because Monday marks the beginning of “Sex Week,” a program “aimed at expanding knowledge and conversations about sex, sexuality, relationships, gender, […]
Some days, you just need a video to make you say, “yeah, my life’s not that bad.” You might be having a long week or you’re catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe’s raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way – you didn’t get an AXE to […]
First it was Paris Hilton, then it was Sara Underwood, followed by Kim Kardashian, Nina Agdal, and Kate “Boobs McGee” Upton herself. The Super Bowl introduced us to a nobody now known as Charlotte McKinney – and today we have a new sexpot model advertising for second-rate burger hawker (but Grade A advertiser) Carl’s Jr: Sara […]
You know we’re all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims “VD is […]
