Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually… now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is exactly like Christmas. We’ll all lay in bed tonight, trying to fall asleep, with images of red cards dancing in our heads, waiting for the alarm to go off at 6ish so that we’ll have time to chug an Irish Coffee and watch the first game: Mexico Vs. South Africa.

Tomorrow is the day, gentlemen. It’s time to wrap that scarf around your neck and prepare for a month of perpetual hangovers. To get your in the spirit, we’ve provided a link to send this hilarious card from someecards.com to a friend or 12, reminding them what the spirit of the World Cup is all about.