Olympian Suffers Frozen PENIS in Beijing
We keep hearing reports about how FREEZING it is at the Winter Olympics this year, but man this story takes the cake. According to the Daily Mail, a Finnish skiier had to DEFROST his genitals after a short ski because his junk had practically frozen solid in the ONE DEGREE WEATHER. Via DM:
Remi Lindholm, 24, was forced to use a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out his genitals after spending just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in Zhangjiakou in howling, freezing winds.
‘You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished,’ he told Finnish media. ‘It was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through… when the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable.’