Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be watching his friend’s dog, but instead decided to get drunk, strip down, and sexually violate the poor pup.

Although, we can’t really judge him, considering he WAS drunk. You know how when you go out and you just get balls-to-the-wall hammered and your first thought is like, “damn, I could really go for some carne asada nachos right now. Or sticking my d*ck in a dog’s mouth. Whichever comes first.”

Censored photo is below, and check out the source for the NSFL photo at Buzzfeed.