Before we begin, please ensure all riders have their hands and arms inside the vehicle. We will be traveling at high speeds into vomit-land and may experience some stomach-churning loops in the form of stunningly unattractive man ass, balls, and shaft.

For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please be sure to have your barf bag ready and your keyboard covered in plastic wrap, and PLEASE, do not scroll down if you are in a crowded library, office, coffee shop, or anywhere where impressionable children/women/elderly folk may be present, as their eyes may be burned clear out of their heads from the shock of the picture below.

Are you ready? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY? BECAUSE THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM THIS.

Okay, here we go.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quit the internet now. Have a nice life. If you’d like to read the reasoning behind the “Change Man Bikini”, which is almost WORST than the photo itself, head over to Jezebel. I can’t bear to write it here.