We’re back for another edition of No Thank You, the (very rare) installment where we discuss products currently on the market that are either unbelievably useless or totally gross, or both, and say NO THANK YOU.

Like, for example, no THANK you, Ugg wedding boots.

And also, thank you, but NO THANK YOU, pajama jeans or junk jeans.

And DEFINITELY NO THANK YOU to a faux fur merkin.

Oh, and an extra hearty helping of no thank you to the interminably awful Potty Pax.

This week, we welcome another fashion into the No Thank You hall of fame, The Tee of Life. Originally created to be sold on Dougham.com, this t-shirt comes with the following description:

The most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness is the birth of their child. Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?”

What this statement seems to fail to realize is the fact that at birth, you are a tiny, hairless, completely-dependent being that your parents have been waiting to see for nine months. Not a 35-year-old man who still hasn’t paid them back for college and who thinks it’s funny to wear a giant vagina on a shirt in public. Something tells me if you showed up on your parents’ door step with this on they’d probably slap you across the face and finally admit you were a mistake brought on by too many margaritas that one summer in Puerto Vallarta.

What do you think about the Tee of Life shirt? Yea or nay?