Speaking of vodka (not the up-your-cooter kind), here is another idea that warrants a hearty “NO THANK YOU”: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name “NutLiquor.”

The 69-proof drink, which sells in stores across America as well as online, was distilled to taste “like the center of a peanut butter cup,” although it contains “no peanut allergens” which “really f***ing confuses me” and “totally grosses me out.”

Via the NutLiquor website:

Drinking NutLiquor is like drinking the center of a peanut butter cup. Peanut butter smell, creamy texture, a little warmth going down, and a lingering peanut butter cup aftertaste. Delicious!

Say it with me, friends:

NO. THANK. YOU.