We know, we know. It’s the 7th of January and we haven’t given any booty resolutions! But come on, when holidays fall in the middle of the week it just musses everythang up. Down is up, left is right, Monday feels like Friday and I’m already tired. But HERE WE ARE, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, to share with you some of our resolutions to make 2014 the year we get the most high quality (and hopefully quantity) booty of our LIVES. Oh, and we’ll mention how we’re going to help you make those happen.

So, this year, we resolve to:

1. Expand our horizons

We all have a “type”… maybe it’s tall, dark, and handsome or maybe it’s petite, blonde, with a booty that won’t quit. However, this year we want to resolve that we won’t pigeon-hole ourselves into one type, and be open to anyone who’s down to party (safely, of course – see resolution #4). Now, this doesn’t mean you have to hook up with any scrub you meet at the club, it just means that maybe when searching on OBC for your next date, don’t always select the same race, body type, or age. Maybe try a cougar, or check out a chica with some CURVES. We’ll be helping you out with this by featuring a sexy member every week that might pique your interest. Even if they aren’t exactly “your type,” maybe give em a holler – they might be the best hook up ever!

2. Say what you want, what you really really want

Yeah, that’s a Spice Girls reference, where my 90s kids at??? This year, we want to be vocal about our wants, needs, and desires, and inspire our hook ups to do the same. Instead of giving the old “whatever/wherever/however you want” answer, we’re gonna be assertive and specific with our requests when it comes to the bedroom. We’ll give you a helping hand by sharing the most fun and steamy sex tips we can find as often as possible. Maybe you didn’t know you wanted it, but why not be vocal, and request it?

3. Be the best hook up of someone’s life

Confidence, as we ALL know, is key to attracting potential hook ups. We’re by no means approving of Mystery’s methods, but we do agree that believing in yourself (your hotness, your abilities, and your brain) is a totally sexy turn on for folks. Instead of waiting for someone to approach YOU, ladies, try making the first move on that hottie across the bar. And guys, this doesn’t mean to boast or be braggy – confidence is equally sexy when you show it silently. This year we vow to share more tips on how to make yourself the best you can be – so you’ll KNOW you’re awesome.

4. Keep safety #1

Be honest: how many times did you have unprotected nookie with a stranger because you weren’t prepared and we’re too hot and heavy to make the right choice? NO, REALLY. BE HONEST. This year, we challenge you to say NOT EVEN ONCE to unsafe sex. It’s just not worth it. We’ll help you out by REPEATING NO! NO UNSAFE SEX! BAD! DON’T DO IT. NO!

5. Take advantage of opportunities

Such as the fact that OBC is the cheapest possible way to meet a hot hookup – plenty cheaper than going to nightclubs, that’s for sure. So save up your dollars and get yourself a gold membership on OBC for less than 17 cents a day (or play it super cheap and just hit up Gold members with a FREE membership) and take advantage of the opportunity to get booty fast and cheap. We’re like the McDonalds of booty: cheap, easy, and oh so delicious (let’s just hope it doesn’t make you fat).

What are YOUR booty resolutions this year? Let us know in the comments!