Welp, pack your bags everyone, we’re moving to New Mexico and re-enrolling in college at UNM. No, it’s not because we’re huge Breaking Bad fans, and it’s not because we like southwestern Native American style decor, it’s because UNM features a little something called SEX WEEK – where students can take a plethora of classes that teach everything you ever wanted to know about sex. And not the gross biological crap, THE SEXY PART.

Via Jezebel:

The instructional chats are mostly led by Reid Mihalko, a guy with a fondness for “Sex Geek” t-shirts, and called things like “How to be a Gentleman AND Get Laid,” “Reid’s Negotiating Successful Threesomes,” “O-Face Oral,” and “BJs and Beyond with Reid.”

While we’re not sure how well sterile collegiate classrooms would make us feel while trying to learn exactly HOW to give the perfect blowjob, we’re pretty stoked a school is even making a class like this accessible. Sexuality has, for TOO LONG, been a subject of shame, especially for young women – and we’re just glad that someone out there realizes that education is the key to success in ALL subjects, not just Chemistry 101 and the History of Mythical Beasts in Cinema.

Kudos to you, University of New Mexico. Oh, and what is your acceptance rate? Instead of SAT scores and tuition, would you accept half of a maple bar doughnut and an Xbox 360? Plz let me know ASAP.

Happy Friday!