Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it drips. Plus, it’s EXTREMELY NSFW.

Are you still having the desire to watch it? Okay, I didn’t want to do this, but Shia “I’m a huge tool who claims to have slept with Megan Fox” LeBeouf directed it. Desire gone, right? You’re welcome. Enjoy your day.