Sigh.

Okay, let’s talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?… You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he really is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the face, or someone who throws a chair through a dressing room window or whatever. So cool, um,  good work. Because you’re really taking the focus of the fact that you’re a ticking time bomb of pent-up misogynistic rage and instead focusing on the fact that you’re a grimy D-grade rapper who spends a lot of  time with Tuesday morning strippers and talking about how you want to use their booties as ATMs. I will go ahead and chock this one up as a WIN*.

CBE – Spend It All (18+) from Mechanical Dummy on Vimeo.

*Of course by WIN I mean LOSE because this is literally the worst music video I have ever seen (and that is saying something considering how much time I spend watching YouTube).