The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, “by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!” Now it’s just kind of “oh cool” or “that sucks” and that’s about it. OR SO I THOUGHT.

First we had the vagina tattoo heard ’round the world, and I thought that was as bad as it could get. “There is no way it can get worse!” – Me. But I was wrong, because as terrible as that tattoo was (and don’t get me wrong, that was terrible), the video below shows that with enough effort, you can always get worse.

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