Have you ever been to San Francisco? It’s great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn’t already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of weirdos to non-weirdos. Like, I know that everyone is inherently weird in their own way, but I feel like most of the population keeps their weirdness to a manageable, unseen level. Like unless you were really close to me, you wouldn’t know that I check my shoes every time I put them on because what if there are spiders in there? (well, I guess now you know.)

So after a weekend like I had, I have to say that the WTF search terms didn’t really phase me as much as they usually do. I mean, by all means they are freakish and I am vaguely afraid of what the searchers were looking for, it doesn’t really compare to a man on a street corner in his underwear playing a didgeridoo (true story).

1. “how to have sex that shows boys balls”

I think I’d be more curious as to how to have sex that DOESN’T show boys balls, right?

2. “recent celebrity naked scandals”

I love this. No reason to specify WHICH celebrity naked scandal you’re looking for. Just look for ALL of the recent ones.

3. “tattoo of a bunch of vaginas on back”

Uhhh… we had a post about a girl with a tattoo of ONE vagina on her back… but a BUNCH of vaginas? Now I am intrigued.

4. “old fashion booty vids”

I suppose ‘vintage porn’ is entertaining because it’s so funny and absurd and slightly unnerving, but ‘old fashion booty vids’? I’m not sure sure about that one.

5. “horse gets booty call for a girl”

Nope. No. No. Not going there. I’m done for the day. Goodbye.