I’ve gotta give this back-asswards hick family some credit – their lack of caring about what people think of them is something we could all use a bit of (although the fact that they even HAVE a reality show kind of proves the opposite of that… but hey, let’s not get into semantics, Sugar Bear).

AND I kind of love the fact that she calls her 17-year-old sister “The Pregnantist,” because that sounds like the much funnier sequel to The Pianist.

WELL OKAY, also, that fall off the quad is pretty fantastic.

Oh my god. I think I might have to watch this show. Someone order me a 20 piece McNugget Value Meal, I’m going full white trash.