Summer is creeping up on us Southwesterners a little faster than we normally see this year – temps were in the high 70s at the beach on June 1st, when usually we’re used to “May Grey” and “June Gloom,” two hazy, chilly months before true summer kicks in around the Fourth of July. Because of this earlier-than-usual heat, many of us are in a frenzy to lose those last few pounds before it’s too hot to hide the pudge in sweatshirts and elastic-waisted pants.

Perhaps that was the mentality for this gent, who was caught on video at Planet Fitness displaying some INTENSE multitasking: cramming down a slice of pizza while busting out perhaps the most lethargic looking “crunches” I’ve ever seen. Planet Fitness has come under fire before for its “no meathead” policy and the fact that they offer FREE PIZZA once a month to their members in a misguided attempt to make gym-going more accessible and desirable to those need it most.

In this case, though, I think we can all see the problem. Good luck, my friend – but remember, this cannot be undone with THIS.