This dreary Monday morning (it’s 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says “ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING. I’M NOT TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL TODAY, YOU HEAR ME? CLEAN YOUR ROOM!” On the other hand, the easily-excited, Parkour-loving side of me wants to sit and watch this guy do stunts all day because HOLY SH*T!

Let’s get this week started, everyone!