Okay, WTF, EVERYONE? According to a new study, despite having access to OnlineBootyCall, hookup apps, and parties with the “Pajama Jam” theme, the youngest of the sexually active generations are actually having LESS sex that previous generations. Via Washington Post:

Americans in the “Greatest Generation,” or those born between roughly 1901 and 1924, slept with an estimated average of three partners during adulthood, according to a study published Tuesday in the Archives of Sexual Behavior. Baby Boomers have picked up the pace, averaging about 11 partners. Generation X has nearly kept up with 10.

And Millennials, generation of Tinder and “I’m just not looking for anything serious right now,” can expect an average of just eight.

EIGHT? EIGHT?!!!!  Come on guys, have we all suddenly become Amish? Well, we can’t be too mad – cause though the Millennials might not be jumping from bed to bed like previous generations, they’re still down for, and having, pre-marital sex:

Overall, adult acceptance of premarital sex increased from 42 percent in 2000 to 58 percent in 2012, an all-time high.

Do your part tonight and meet someone on OBC for a night of fun, casual, safe sex. Because do you really want to live with the knowledge that your dad got laid more than you? Yeah, we didn’t think so.