When the Patriot Act came into practice a few years back, people got pretty damn pissed, and rightfully so. The government decided they had ring to full access to your shopping receipts and library history and cell phone conversations, if they believed you were partaking in “terrorist activities.” The public’s right to privacy was virtually eliminated, and it seemed as though our country was one step closer to the sci-fi military state world in the book 1984.

However, the argument for the other side said that if you have nothing to hide, then the law shouldn’t affect you. Assuming you’re not checking out books called “How To Build A Bomb,” and “I Hate America and other short stories” you should be fine.

As in all controversial cases there are arguments for both sides, and as usual, I lean towards the more liberal one.

THAT BEING SAID, ANYONE WHO BOUGHT THE MILEY CYRUS SEX DOLL (which sold out in 48 hours, mind you) SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

Read more about this super creepy “love doll” with “three achey love holes” that is modeled after a barely-18 year old girl at The Sun.