Miley Cyrus is Engaged
Oh Miley. Always doin’ thangs that make the public scratch thur head cuz they just don’t ding dong get it. Like the time you smoked salvia and the video was uploaded to the internets. Or the time you ate a penis cake at your birthday party. Or the multiple times your side boob has made an appearance in the LA sun.
But this time might be the most questionable – according to People magazine, it’s been confirmed that 19-year-old Miss Miley Cyrus is in fact ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED. Her Last Song co-star (and Hunger Games hottie) Liam Hemsworth (age 22) reportedly popped the question this week with a 3.5 carat ring from jeweler Neil Lane. Miley made it official when she told People Mag, “I’m so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam.”
Eeesh. 19-years-old and she’s already about to get hitched. Now, I understand that a millionaire 19-year-old is a bit different than a 19-year-old working at the mall and begging to use their parents’ Honda Sienna, but it still seems reasonable to believe that Miss Miley still has a lot of growing up to do, and that getting married this young might not be the best idea for the relationship. Shall we all place bets on how long this Hollywood marriage lasts? There’s no way she can beat world-record holder Kim Kardashian’s 72 day whirlwind, so I’m gonna go wiiiiiiith, 2 YEARS.
Any takers?
Jobe
June 6, 2012 @ 1:57 pm
Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage is a world-record holder? On what world?
What about Brittney’s 55 HOUR marriage? What about Zsa Zsa Gabor’s marriage to Felipe DeAlba? That was less than 24 hours!