Confession time: I’m not that into movies. I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU’RE SHOCKED AN APPALLED. I tout movie trailers all the time, talking about how excited I am for comic book movies sci-fi films and action thrillers. But I’ll be honest: I ALWAYS wait for them to come out on DVD because I hate seeing movies in theaters! Why? Well, I hate paying 12 dollars for a 2 hour experience, hate buying 6 dollar boxes of candy, hate feeling like I’m missing something when I have to pee, and HATE feeling trapped because I don’t really have much choice but sit there through the whole thing even if I hate because I paid 12 DOLLARS FOR IT.

However, this morning my news feed wrapped this Christmas gift up in bright red wrapping paper and a big gold bow and I can tell you with 100% certainty that I will be seeing the following movie, in theaters, on the first night, with a big ol’ box of 6 dollar Raisinettes. Why? Three words: MEN. IN. BLACK.