Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples’ mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like signing up to win a car at a mall, or leaving your wallet somewhere, or asking a fat lady when her baby is due, or forgetting to turn the oven off for like 3 days, or almost getting hit by a firetruck because your iPod is on too loud, or buying an HP computer, or accidentally locking a baby in a car and having to call the fire department*.

Sometimes though, whether or not it was a simple, honest mistake, you have to realize that you are a big ol’ dumb ass, and you probably deserved the consequences. Case in point:

*I have done all these things