Facebook has become the central hub of many peoples’ lives. Specifically my family that lives in the South. Boy do they love their Farmville and Pirate Wars and Mafia bullsh*t. And with the new Facebook feed, I can practically watch them waste their hours away commenting on photos and liking their own Nickleback-lyric status updates. So it’s fairly unsurprising to me that the following crime story happened to a Texan.

According to the Huffington Post, Texas man Benito Apolinar posted a status update commemorating the anniversary of his mother’s death. We can assume that many people “liked” the status as a show of support to their friend, but when his ex-wife, Dolores, failed to display her tiny thumbs up of appreciation, Benito became inconsolable. A fight broke out between the two, in which he hit his ex-wife and pulled her hair, thus scoring him an arrest for battery.

Look, I am guilty as anyone for feeling a sort of pride in my Facebook page. If a well-crafted joke in a status goes largely unnoticed, there is a sense of disappointment , because OBVIOUSLY, status updates are inherently narcissistic and show that we humans THRIVE on approval of others. But this case takes it a bit further, and I’m gonna have to use it as reason #3,940 not to get married: YOUR EX-HUSBAND MIGHT ASSAULT YOU OVER A FRIGGIN’ STATUS UPDATE.

TGIF, guys. It’s been a long week. Grab a beer, put on some sweatpants, and let’s call it a day.