59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time.

Now to be fair, Howard was on the RECEIVING end of some oral sex, so he really shouldn’t be all that guilty of that part… but drinking a beer while driving is clearly dangerous. Officers claim that when they pulled him over, his 53-year-old passenger’s was buried in his lap, attempting to hide her beer under her skirt.

Howard’s breathalyzer test showed a .162 BAC, double the legal amount. He was booked for drunk driving, wanton endangerment, and reckless driving.

You gotta give the guy credit though, for a near sexagenarian, he sure does know how to party!