Magnetic Lingerie
In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it’s always nice to find out that there are still a few great ideas out there that absolutely couldn’t go wrong.
Enter Magnetic Lingerie, developed by Parisian underwear designer Lingerie Dement. The bras and panties in the collection are pretty and seductive with an added twist: they’re held together by magnets, making quick and frenzied undressing a SNAP (no pun intended [okay maybe a little intended])!
According to the designer, the magnets are strong enough to hold the underwear together when need be (like, I don’t know, always) but “ when the moment arrives, the well-placed connectors snap apart in one swift tear.” I don’t know who the Magnetic Lingerie advertising people are but they should get a raise because SIGN ME UP FOR THREE PAIRS PLEASE.
Ultimate holiday gift for your lady booty call: FOUND.