We’ve talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin’ down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It’s fun! It’s sexy! It’s probably not going to get you mauled to death!

Unlike this couple, in Zimbabwe, who decided to do a little bush-whacking, if ya know what I mean. However, mid-coitus, a pride of lions jumped them from behind. The man was apparently able to flee (clad in only a condom), but his public sex-partner was sadly mauled to death by the pack. By the time he was able to get a police officer to come to his aid (which is difficult when you’re running around naked wearing just a Trojan), “the woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled,” according to a source.

I have a feeling this experience is going to put this dude off public sex for a while. No one can get frisky while imagining the looming threat of having your intestines ripped out. Or maybe you can but that’s probably a dangerous fetish to have.

According to Gawker, the same pack of lions were responsible for the death of a man the night before, when they attacked him on the way home from a nightclub. Also, a woman in California was mauled at a big cat animal park yesterday.

Anyone else have a feeling the lions are planning something BIG?