Liking Nickleback Will Not Get You Laid
In what could be the most Obviously Obvious News of the decade, Tastebuds.fm has released a list of “musical turnoffs” that men and women claim are dating dealbreakers, and Nickleback – reigning kings of douchebaggery, top the list.
The dating site Tastebuds.fm 1,600 users for their biggest “musical turnoff.” Nickelback led the pack, followed closely by Justin Bieber. The rest of the top 10: Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Coldplay, U2, Creed, Katy Perry, Lil Wayne and Britney Spears.
Look how nicely I have typed those! That could easily be printed out and placed on a 3×5 card to be placed in your wallet for future first dates! “What band do I like, you ask?” (slyly pulls out card under table) “Well let me tell you – I definitely do NOT like Ke$ha, that girl is the worst!” (proceed to have hours of raunchy sex).
