I’ve never been on a cruise, but I’ve always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who’s been on one never wants to go again. I’ve heard things like “cabin fever” and “boring” and “expensive” and “feels like you’re trapped at sea, because you are.” But whenever I see pictures or videos of people on cruise ships, they always look like they’re having so much fun! It’s like a floating Las Vegas, except instead of staring at the desert wasteland you get a view of the friggin’ OCEAN, for crying out loud! It sounds PERFECT!!!!

And if I didn’t want to go on a tour before, after watching Greg’s (of Mediocre Films 2) f*cking tour, I REALLY WANT TO F*CKING GO.

COME ON.

PLEASE?

ANYONE??