I don’t know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it’s all so sexy I coul- BLECH.

Okay, the joke’s gone too far. But it’s true, Larry King is apparently on his 8th, as in 1234567 8th divorce! This time it’s from Shawn King, a woman 26 years younger than him, and about 260 times hotter. They’re citing “irreconcilable differences,” although we blame Mr. King’s inability to eat solid foods.

It’s good to know that it’s acceptable to have 8 divorces, but being a single guy or girl looking to date casually instead of getting married is still looked down upon. Sure makes sense, huh?