Lance Armstrong Likes Rim Jobs

In an interview with Howard Stern Monday morning, comedian April Macie told a story that made me laugh. And then cringe. And then laugh again, but like, in a cringey way. Let’s let April tell this story herself:
“I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole…I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’ and I was like: ‘Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass’..I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name—to eat his a**hole. Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating?…I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his a**hole later on.
So, in case you were wondering, the answer is YES, Lance Armstrong likes rim jobs.
