According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries may have forgotten to glove his junk and thusly impregnated his rebound girl, Myla Sinanaj.

Often referred to as “not the sharpest tool in the shed,” this bit of news cements the fact that Humph’s really really dumb. 1) He married Kim Kardashian and didn’t think it was 100% a publicity stunt. 2) He started hooking up with a girl who is clearly TRYING TO BE KIM KARDASHIAN. And 3) he didn’t wear a condom during said trysts, which is like, LITERALLY THE DUMBEST THING.

Via TMZ:

Sources directly connected with Myla tell us Myla confirmed Monday that she’s 3 months pregnant and says Kris is definitely the father.
This could be used in Kris’ divorce with Kim Kardashian, because Kris has claimed he was devastated by the break-up and suffered emotionally. This development further cements the fact that Kris moved on quickly.

Dumb dumb dumb. Although I supposed it could end up in his favor… “Your honor, I was so devastated and heartbroken that I lost my goddamn mind.”

CASE CLOSED.

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