I know what you’re thinking – “FINALLY!” Me too.

All I’ve been saying for the past 6 years is “why won’t Kim Kardashian do x-ray her butt so we know that she doesn’t have ass implants and then we could all go about our lives as usual again instead of thinking about whether or not Kim Kardashian has ass implants all the time?! WHY WON’T SHE?!!!! THE TRUTH MUST COME OUT!”

Just kidding. I’ve never thought that. But in case the uncertainty of a talentless celebrity’s butt authenticity has been tormenting you, you may now rest assured: Kim Kardashian’s ass IS INDEED REAL.

The funniest part of this whole story, though, isn’t even that we now all know that Kim Kardashian’s ass is real finally oh god finally, it’s that MediaTakeOut.com (the Wall Street Journal of online reporting, duh) posted the above picture with the headline: KIM KARDASHIAN SNITCHED ON HERSELF . . . RELEASED AN X-RAY OF HER AZZ . . . WHICH SHOWS A FOREIGN SUBSTANCE EMBEDDED IN HER CAKES!!

Brilliant reporting, MTO! Phenomenal job with the real investigative journalism that the world desperately wants and needs! You’re right about the “foreign substance,” by the way, it’s definitely not her tailbone or anything.