Alright everyone, pack your bags, we’re moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new reality show (I think that brings the running Kardashian total to what, 38?) called “Kourtney and Kim Take New York,” and Kim is excited to be single!

“I never have really given it a shot to be single,” she says, adding, “I’d be down for some hookups.”

I know you guys are already booking flights to JFK, but slow down a bit. She’ll be filming there for months and you’ve got to get in shape, find a job, an apartment, and also somehow worm your way into her inner circle before you take the plunge. Plus, this is a big moment. Before committing to trying to bang Kim Kardashian, you need to take a hard look at your priorities and

JUST KIDDING EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF GO GO GO!